BATTLE ROYALE: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
CHAPTER 3
An ultimate battle of original against copy, of modern against classic, of talent versus.. whatever she had. This is what the producers were expecting when they gave a katana to Madonna Ciccone and a sword to Stefani whatsherface.
To say that they didn't receive what they were expecting was.. an understatement.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING! YOUR ASS IS LUCKY TO STILL BE ALIVE!"
Madonna didn't care if the yelling made her an easy target. What she cared for was giving this bitch the lesson she deserved.
Looking back on her life, Madonna was overall happy with what she had accompli
BATTLE ROYALE: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
CHAPTER 2
"Oh my god, my heels are dirty as FUCK"
"Tell me about it.. My dress looks like a Yoshia shat on it, my hair hasn't been cleaned for over one hour now, and my weapon fucking SUCKS. Do they really wanna make us believe that they were chosen randomly?"
Regina George and Peach were not happy campers. For one, both of them felt that their inclusion in this game was unjust and TOTALLY unfair. They understood getting rid of the wannabelosers and fuggos by putting them all on an island and pitting them against each other, but what about them? They were successful, beautiful and more importantly, po
XXX: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
# Chapter 1: The beginning of the End
"Where the hell am I?!? Whats going on in here? WHERE IS MY CELLPHONE?" Courtney Black was the first person to wake up. She had been filming the latest Total Drama Season for the last few weeks, and while they wanted you to believe that they lived in a horrible swamp in the middle of nowhere, truth was that she had a 5 star hotel suite, had whatever she wanted WHENEVER she wanted it and lived the life she had always dreamed of, just by being herself on a dumb "reality" show for kids. She loved her life.. the parties, the men, the money and especially the comfort it gave her. T
So I said that there would be some familiar faces in the "game".. most of you will recognize them ;) Hope you like this..
BIOS
KAREN WALKER, AGE UNKNOWN, SOCIALITE
Will & Grace
Bio: Info about Miss Walker's childhood has been very difficult to retrieve. We know that a certain Patrick Liberhausen was born in Alabama in 1938, and this is the closest name to our subject that we have in the archives. Apparently the young Walker lived with his/her mother for the first 15 years of his life, moved to New York when she/he was a young teen (for unknown reasons, more than likely related to the conning tactics of his/her Mother) and star